The world famous International Talk Like a Pirate Day is only two weeks away so you know what that means, time to brush up on your pirate talk (usually reserved for Halloween and bad parties)! Ok, I’m a little rusty but here goes:
Ahoy you salty sea-dogs! The 19th day of September be nearly upon us, and the seas be swaying and turning to black cause they be knowing what day that be. It be the “Talk Like a Pirate Day!” You Jim-Lads that be a bit too wet behind the ears may not be hearing about this before, so then listen to the Pirate Day tale here, lest the leviathan be taking your heavenly soul that day. Aye! It be a dangerous day, so don’t be gettin’ caught with yer bloomers around your boots. Instead, head to Zazzle’s Talk like a Pirate Day gallery, it be the port with all yer Pirate needs! The winds a carried a message to me, that there be a collection of Pirate shirts greater than the Queen Anne’s buried treasure. Plunder one for yer harties today!
Hark! That not be all the story me have for you lads! There be plenty of booty to be won in Zazzle’s new Talk Like a Pirate Day Contest. Design a pirate shirt fit for the crew of any sea farin’ vessel and you might be getting some gold for your purse! So strap on yer eye patch and grab your saber, it be a wild squall ahead! Savy?