Since launching the new www.Zazzle.de website on Friday, we’ve been flooded with overwhelmingly positive comments. However, we’ve received a few comments from some of our German Zazzlers about some spots where we made some small errors in our German translations.
We want you to know that we take all of this feedback very seriously, and we’ve punished the person responsible accordingly.
See below for a picture of Lamson’s ankle. That’s right! We went Kathy Bates on him!
No, just kidding! We love Lamson, and we think his German translation skills are something even David Hasselhoff would be proud of.
He messed up his ankle this weekend pretty bad, though, while out celebrating the launch. Poor guy.
We’d tell you the real truth of how he broke it, but it’s so pathetic we just can’t stand to embarrass Lamson that way. Free Zazzle.de hat for the person that posts to the comments correctly with how Lamson really messed up his ankle. (Trust us, it’s really pathetic.)
September 22, 2009 at 2:58 pm |
Playing Fussball.
(or eating sauerkraut)
September 22, 2009 at 2:59 pm |
Auditioning for So You Think You Can Dance!
September 22, 2009 at 3:02 pm |
It looks like it was caused following a sudden sideways or twisting movement of the foot. Generally painful, although it’s a lot more brutal than it looks. I learned this back in West Philadelphia where I was born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days. Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool and all shootin’ some b-ball outside the school when a couple of guys who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood. Got in one little fight and my mom got scared, said you’re moving with your Auntie and Uncle in Belair.
And that’s what happened.
September 22, 2009 at 3:05 pm |
Something like this:
September 22, 2009 at 3:18 pm |
Getting his foot stuck while trying to get in to his lederhosen and after hopping around for a few seconds slips on some Sauerkraut that was spilled at the zazzle.de release party
September 22, 2009 at 3:29 pm |
When bringing Hanzel and Gretel back from the launch party! Yeah that’s it…
September 22, 2009 at 3:42 pm |
Kicked something out of frustration.
Or sex.
Or slipping in the jello-wrestling/mud pit.
Falling for a woman.
Run over by wheelchair.
Beaten with crutches.
Hit with cane.
Hit by racing seeing-eye dog.
Breakdancing.
Hackeysack.
…
Maybe I’ll post some more as I think of them.
September 22, 2009 at 4:23 pm |
While he was about to stand up/sit down or while he was stretching?
September 22, 2009 at 5:18 pm |
While playing fetch with his dog?
Falling out of bed?
or
falling off a bar stool…?
September 22, 2009 at 5:43 pm |
Trying out the skateboards?
September 22, 2009 at 11:52 pm |
Playing racketball solo…no, wait, that’s the pitiful way I messed up MY ankle. Trying to impress a girl? Hmm…not specific enough, me thinks. Hmmm…he was putting up decorations while standing on a chair…not just any chair but one of those rolly office chairs with wheels. Someone says somthing to him, he turns, the chair goes rolling, and ka-boom!
September 23, 2009 at 3:43 am |
Tripped over a small dog?
Tripped over a small Cake?
September 24, 2009 at 9:23 am |
pinball cat? i know mine likes to trip people..
either that or roller skating.
September 29, 2009 at 1:06 am |
Tripping over a Zazzle beer stein at the German Oktoberfest.
September 29, 2009 at 1:08 am |
Walking.
September 29, 2009 at 2:18 am |
I’m going for falling up/down stairs on his way home, since you said pathetic!
r
PS
Lamson, hope you feel better ASAP!
September 29, 2009 at 9:09 pm |
He fell off his flip flop while walking along the beach.
September 30, 2009 at 6:22 am |
Slipped on a German sausage.
Getting out of bed.
Secondary Diagnosis: Osteoporosis
Primary Diagnosis: Twit!
September 30, 2009 at 6:23 am |
I’m going to go with …
Lost balance while putting on pants
or
Jumped out of truck and landed wrong
Home Lamson has a fast recovery!
September 30, 2009 at 7:25 am |
Getting out of bed….I did that once. Got up, foot was still asleep and didn’t walk with the rest of me. Resulted in a nasty sprain and hairline fracture.
Hope your ankle is better soon, however you did it.
Sally~
October 2, 2009 at 11:12 pm |
He twisted it while he was jumping for joy over Zazzles new binders.
October 4, 2009 at 5:53 pm |
Well….don’t leave us in suspense. What happened? Inquiring Zazzle minds want to know.
October 17, 2009 at 6:59 am |
While putting his foot upon the toilet seat to tie his shoe…his foot fell in with such force he broke his ankle. Either that or he did the same thing I did while at Club Med after drinking Bahama Mamas and jump roping into Club Med history.