The holiday season is usually a crazy time at Zazzle, and this year was no exception! To get into the spirit of things, Patrick, our very own ZazzleManiac, grows a special holiday beard from Halloween until Christmas. Sort of like a rally cap in baseball, but scratchier. And uglier. Seriously, it’s gross. But we love Patrick, and we tolerate the beard, because it seems to make him happy.
Here’s a picture of the holiday beard in all of its bushy glory:
This year, though, we got a special surprise after the New Year when Patrick decided to chip away at his beard.
He spent a couple of days as Daniel Plainview from There Will Be Blood. “I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE! I DRINK IT UP!!!”
And a couple of days as a mustachioed Travis Bickler from Taxi Driver. “You talkin’ to me?”
But the real joy came when Patrick decided to channel Burt Reynolds from Smokey and the Bandit. Pure sex!
By the way, that’s Pete’s Mercedes CLS55 AMG with the Pontiac Trans Am hood decal. Awesome, yes?
Which version of Patrick do you prefer?