For those that don’t live in the San Francisco Bay Area, you haven’t had to experience the horror/terror, skull-crushing fear, or strange dancing of the pink gorilla epidemic sweeping from Marin to Palo Alto. In a growing trend that one can only assume leads up to the running of the Zazzle Bay to Breakers, these beastly creatures are taking over everywhere and…everyone. See below for this completely real news report that objectively looks at the pink gorilla phenomena.
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