It all starts with the shirt (or the sweatshirt) on your back. Will you brave the mighty elements in the Thorin and Company Hair Shirt, boasting no fewer than fifteen styles of hobbit hair? Or will you shield yourself in the warmth and comfort of the Hogwarts Four Houses Crest Pullover, and swear never to tickle a sleeping dragon (in Latin: Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus)?
Shifting from tees to teas: will your breakfast blend and milk steep together proudly in the Muggles mug, or will you forswear all other beverage receptacles for the Burgla-Hobbit mug?
And when you forge your own way in the wider world, battling demons and surmounting adversity with cool perseverance, will you turn to the Harry vs. Voldemort Tri-Fold Wallet in times of pressure and tests, or will you seek aid and refuge from the Legolas Drawing Bow Wallet?
May you always find your way in your own epic journey, and may you choose your side wisely in this epic battle of books.