Ahhhhh, graduation. It’s a time of joy, relief and let’s be honest, sheer fear (for you and your parents). After I graduated from college, I was so scared of the real world I plunked down another $30K on grad school just to avoid it. As a grad, you’re wondering what on Earth you’ll do with your life and your parents are wondering if they’re stuck living under the same roof with you for good.
If you’ve got things all figured out, good for you. If you’re like the rest of us, it’s a good thing you’re wearing a black gown because you’re likely crapping your pants right now. Regardless of the state of your future, graduation is YOUR day. Whether you’re celebrating the end of high school, college or grad school, this is your time to shine. Your time to quote The Grateful Dead. Your time to take the graduation money and run.
But with everyone wearing the same outfit, how can you show your individuality and infuse a little humor into an otherwise “blah” ceremony? There’s one accessory you have total control of: your tassel topper. So if you’re ready to cap graduation off with a good laugh, check out these 9 funny tassel toppers from Zazzle.
If you’re graduating from college or you’re a high school grad who’s decided college just isn’t for you, you’re going to need one of these … a job, that is. Why wait until after graduation when you can start soliciting employers during the ceremony?
We get it. Spelling is hard and graduation is a big word. But the important thing is it’s over, and whether or not you can spell won’t matter when you’re sleeping in ‘til noon every day in your parents’ basement, right?
Don’t worry. You’ll still have plenty of time to play video games if you don’t find a job.
Because your teachers, principals and fellow classmates will have plenty to say on graduation day, but you officially don’t have to listen to them anymore.
Maybe you’re sleep deprived from studying for finals…maybe you’re still buzzing from last night’s raging kegger. Either way, no one has to know.
When you have a few choice words to say, but you don’t want to make a scene … subtlety is always best.
Because poop (especially meditating poop) is funny. It’s also a creative way of saying you just don’t give a crap.
Some of us majored in chemistry or business. Most of us majored in building up a major tolerance — and hey, that’s an important life skill to be celebrated.
- And in the wise words of Eminem, for all the haters who told you you’d never amount to anything …
What a long strange trip it’s been indeed …