Survival of the Fittest: Your Post-Election Kit

By Jamar Ramos • 3 years ago with one reply

Election Day is November 8^th, but many people are already planning as if the world will end no matter which candidate wins. For those of you that are, we’ve compiled a couple of products you’ll need if the political apocalypse you imagine comes to fruition. Here is your post-election survival kit!

USB Drives

Just in case you need to hide transport important emails documents, a flash drive is the easiest way to do it. No muss, no fuss!

The Devil Is In The Emails USB Drive

Messenger Bags

When you decide to move out of the country, pack your stuff and show your new neighbors that you didn’t like either choice in 2016!

Who Cares Messenger Bag

Flasks

Take a pull off this flask and remember those months you thought Bern, Baby, Bern!

Bern Baby Bern Flask

Passport Holders

When you want to escape more than the country, this is the passport holder for you!

I Don’t Speak Politics Passport Holder

Hats

When you want to dance stump for your favorite 3^rd party candidate!

Vote For Pedro Hat

Pillows and Blankets

The (political) world may come to an end, but you can stay comfortable with a pillow and blanket for those cold nights!

Political Greed Pillow

Just Another Circus Blanket

What would you include in your post-election survival kit? Let us know in the comments section below!

Treasure hunter. Adventurer. International man of mystery. Jamar is none of these things, but he is a graduate of San Francisco State University with a B.A in creative writing. When not working on content or social media at Zazzle you can find him reading, writing, playing volleyball, or nerding out to Arrow, The Flash, and Supergirl.
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