Well, folks. Tomorrow is the day. The moment of truth. D-Day. The day the fat lady sings. Otherwise known as Election Day. And for some of us who have pledged to leave the country if “the other candidate” wins, it just might be moving day. Whether you’re a bad hombre or a nasty woman, we’ll help you pack, ey?
Wherever you go, you’ll need a passport. Yes, even to Canada. But don’t forget to invest in a passport cover that subtlety reminds everyone of why you’re getting the $!(%# out of dodge.
If you’re flying, make sure you don’t confuse your luggage with someone who has an opposing viewpoint — it may be contagious. Yuck.
As you settle into your new home, you’ll never have to explain your decision to leave America with a well-stocked closet of politically charged apparel.
Of course, you’ll want to blend in with the locals …
And while you’re at it, you might as well jump on the Justin Trudeau bandwagon. Isn’t he dreamy?
Bon voyage and see you in 4 to 8 years!